undeadlobster:

Me at the start of My Octopus Teacher: I love this squiggly lady and can’t wait to learn more about her

Me at the end:

murphycooper:

craig: and that was the last time we made physical contact

me:

romansmartini:

dryingoutmymind:

muriels-wife:

sophiecale:

thetatteredveil:

parakeet:

“Although it swims like a duck, the American Coot does not have webbed feet like a duck. Instead, each one of the coot’s long toes has broad lobes of skin that help it kick through the water. The broad lobes fold back each time the bird lifts its foot, so it doesn’t impede walking on dry land, though it supports the bird’s weight on mucky ground.”

big ‘what are those’ vibes from these boys

x | x

That’s not actually an American Coot, that’s a Eurasian Coot, though they both have similar feet anatomically.

Y'all want what are those vibes just wait til you see Jacanas.

Dinosaurs. All of them.

What in fresh hell.

Him feet too feet

hockeylvr42:

ginalinettiofficial:

hockeylvr42:

ginalinettiofficial:

jamiemclellan:

Our solar system moving through space..

yo i’m sorry did this just say our whole solar system is MOVING?????????? THROUGH SPACE????????

the sun is stationary right???? someone please for the love of god tell me the sun is stationary??????? it’s tuesday afternoon i don’t have the mental capacity to learn that our entire fucking solar system is MOVING right now ????!?

I mean I hate to be the one to break this to you, but everything in space, including the sun, is moving through space. Very quickly, actually. The earth orbits the sun at 64,000 miles per hour, sun orbits the center of the Milky Way galaxy at 500,000 miles per hour, and the Milky Way galaxy itself is moving through space at roughly 1.3 million miles per hour.

oh

i

okay

thank u for

for the information

i uh

i’m just gonna. take a minute

i think that

i think that tomorrow i’m uh

gonna have to ask

where the milky way. is going???

but uh

yea i don’t think i can handle getting an answer to that particular query quite yet

Well since it’s now tomorrow I might as well answer your question about where the Milky Way is going. Really, there’s two different answers, a short and a long answer. The first, and shorter explanation, is that the Milky Way is heading towards our nearest galactic neighbor, the andromeda galaxy, and the two galaxies will collide within the next couple billion years. The second and much longer answer is that the Milky Way is apart of what’s called a “cluster” of galaxies. Basically, all the galaxies that are near ours. And this cluster is part of an even bigger cluster, called a “supercluster”. Superclusters are some of the largest structures in the universe, they stretch for hundreds of millions of light years and encompass hundreds of thousands of different galaxies. Our galaxy is slowly orbiting the general center of what’s called the Virgo supercluster, guided along by the gravitational pull of the galaxies around us and the structure of the universe itself.

sonch:

me: ugh i gate cliches

harry potter fanfiction: they were partners at the potions class and the assignment was to do amortentia and they realized they were each other’s favorite smell

me: OH MY GOD THEY WERE EACH OTHER’S FAVORITE SMELL 😭😭😭😭😭😭

evermore-fashion:

Zuhair Murad ‘The Glowing Beats’ Fall 2021 Ready-to-Wear Collection

evermore-fashion:

Sara Mrad ‘Marie Antoinette’ Spring 2021 Bridal Couture Collection

zoltyx:

*Me rereading Pride and Prejudice*

Bingley: *motions to Lizzie* She is very agreeable.

Darcy: She is tolerable, but not handsome enough to tempt me.

Me knowing exactly what that leads to: